He doesn't know
he's such a hoe
He's such a Bitch
he's got a glitch
With lots of fog
he is a dog
He plays go fetch
but doesn't catch
The many pucks
that's why he sucks
He does the split
to show his clit
He's such a girl
he makes us hurl
He hides his face
for his disgrace
He's not the best
he's like the rest
The one who tries
and makes us cry
And what I say
in this strange way
It's so damn true
we somehow knew
He's a Canuck
Cause he just sucks
On his team's dick
that is so sick
It makes no sense
it's so intense
He played the Hawks
and did some talk
But still he lost
and still it cost
The Stanley Cup
he's like a pup
Still needs to grow
Cause he's so slow
At stopping shots
that's all he got
He's so damn fat
he's like a mat
He sucks them all
and eats them all
And when we shoot
he says "Oh shoot"
He falls right down
right on the ground.
