Mice go creeping round the bend
Tip toeing here and there.
You can hear them in the cupboard when you are asleep.
Intelligent mice creep while you sleep.
With their little ears, nose and tail,
They peep at all the goodies they shall eat.
With one long night and a dozen intelligent mice
The cheese will be gone forever.
Though they are hard to catch and are never seen
People call them stupid and mean.
I think if they looked in a mirror
They would see a big hypocrite staring back, obscene.
If you see an intelligent mouse
Please let me know.
I have a message I would like to send
For the mice that are unknown.
To all those intelligent mice who would like to be free
Come join me in my laboratory.
I honestly swear I won't hurt you so
Just a simple experiment and then you can go.