An ode to jackass poetry editors who reject poets because they were either failed writers or rejected often

NO SUCH THING AS A BRIGHT RSK

 

He is a three initial editor of a poetry magazine

RSK says they are the future of the spoken word

They recycle stuff he wrote in 1976

He has a token dancing bear on the payroll

They have taken the I out of risk

Submit at your own risk

Buy a bundle to learn how to write like a wheelchair panda

 

20 word poems about bird droppings with 30 word titles

Supposed to be a lesson to a child asking about the wonders of creation

It was original in 1910, way before it's time

Now it's a brand name

With a website as testament to your greatness

You're no ‘poetaster'

 

In Canada they rarely speak anymore about another Ben Johnson

This word poetaster means a poor poet

Uses personification, awkward humour in trite situations and is over-sentimental

This must have been said to him long ago by one of his many critics

He's so quick on defense when his politics come under fire

He says he is not a proponent of the North/South poetic Civil War

Mr. Young fired the first bullet and stirred Skynard to have their 15 minutes

 

Insert an I at your own RSK

He goes on to say get out of politics and poetry

Skynard said that to Neil about "Southern Man"

NY had the last laugh

LS is a "where are they now tribute"

RSK ‘s website is under construction

It's on solid ground due to the 4 people who bought his first book

 

He has a busy day on Jan 2 playing in the slush pile

Meanwhile his biggest supporter North of the 49th

Realizes the shrine with RSK's masterpieces are at the Landfill

He never did thank the 3 initialled Confederate gentleman

For inadvertently sending the critique of his second book

General Robert E. Lee he is not, and he doesn't even know the meaning of poetaster

He just tells aspiring writers to write at their own RSK

 

Meanwhile don't press for a reason

Because it's in plain view it's not what a bright Leseur quoting Lazy Susan does

Yet she hates capitals and pop-references

Every other piece is about the objectification of woman

If you're a smart Johnny Igloo don't take that RSK

To seek reaffirmation, frankly like Rhett they don't give a damn

Do not press, they are the future of recycling

 


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