He doesn't know
he's such a hoe

He's such a Bitch
he's got a glitch

With lots of fog
he is a dog

He plays go fetch
but doesn't catch

The many pucks
that's why he sucks

He does the split
to show his clit

He's such a girl
he makes us hurl

He hides his face
for his disgrace

He's not the best
he's like the rest

The one who tries
and makes us cry

And what I say
in this strange way

It's so damn true
we somehow knew

He's a Canuck
Cause he just sucks

On his team's dick
that is so sick

It makes no sense
it's so intense

He played the Hawks
and did some talk

But still he lost
and still it cost

The Stanley Cup
he's like a pup

Still needs to grow
Cause he's so slow

At stopping shots
that's all he got

He's so damn fat
he's like a mat

He sucks them all
and eats them all

And when we shoot
he says "Oh shoot"

He falls right down
right on the ground.